Nails and human skulls.
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Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
no. the wig wears chuck Norris
Chuck Norris!
you don't cook chuck Norris, chuck Norris cooks you
No. He waits.
Not only has Chuck Norris never fallen, he has never slept. He simply pretends to sleep and waits for an attacker.
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups - he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits. Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter...he is already following you. -justin bieber I am Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris
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No. If someone hates Chuck Norris they will decease to live immediately, for Chuck Norris can sense hatred for him in the air. He will hunt you down, go to your house, and find where you sleep. Then he will kill you and silently disappear in the night to continue to be awesome.
Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
no. the wig wears chuck Norris
Chuck Norris!
you don't cook chuck Norris, chuck Norris cooks you
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris would Norris more Norris than any Norris-chucking fool in THIS universe could even DARE to imagine.