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The caretaker at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He is also a filthy squib and shows affection for the ugly Delores Umbridge
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What is the name mr filtch's cat ie the school's caretaker?
His cat's name is Mrs. Norris.
Who destroys shiny LEGO objects in LEGO Harry Potter ps3?
Advance to year 4 Nearly headless Nick will lead you to where Mad-eye Moody is at one point go there and he will teach you All teachers and students (once they do this) can detroy shiny objects... Not Filtch he is a Non-Magical person
Does Harry Potter have to find the philosopher's stone?
The movie sequence was:Cerberus aka Fluffy the three headed dogDevils SnareThe winged keysWizards chessAnd finally the Mirror of Erised, Professor Quirrell and Lord Voldemort.
What book does harry find out that filtch is a squib?
Chamber of Secrets
What is the name mr filtch's cat ie the school's caretaker?
His cat's name is Mrs. Norris.
Who invented the first steamship?
John Filtch made the first steamship, but Robert Fulton made the successful steamship.
Who invented the first successful steamship?
John Filtch made the first steamship, but Robert Fulton made the successful steamship.
What actors and actresses appeared in The Helpless Helper - 1927?
The cast of The Helpless Helper - 1927 includes: Mack Fluker as Oscar Filtch Jack Hopkins as Professor Rockenrye Rose May as Rose
Who did argus filtch take the marauders map from before Fred and George took it?
Argus Filch most likely took the Marauder's Map from the Four Marauders (James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew)
Who destroys shiny LEGO objects in LEGO Harry Potter ps3?
Advance to year 4 Nearly headless Nick will lead you to where Mad-eye Moody is at one point go there and he will teach you All teachers and students (once they do this) can detroy shiny objects... Not Filtch he is a Non-Magical person
What famous people play banjo?
George Segal, Jerry Van Dyke, and Steve Martin, to name a few. I'm sure there are more.
What mythical creature is Argus Filch named after?
Argus Filch is the Hogwarts caretaker. He is a squib and therefore despises working around magical students at Hogwarts. He has a cat called Mrs Norris and is very easily annoyed. Filch has tried many times to get Peeves expelled and bring back the old punishments like hanging people upside down in the Dungeons for a day. He is portrayed in the films by David Bradley.
If im 16 how can you get your parents to let you buy somthing rated R and is very violent sexual and graphic and is about notsee vampires?
Generally speaking, the best way to get your parents to give you anything and everything you want at your age is to find a way to break them up. If you can't weasel enough money out of them to sneak off to the mall and buy a DVD, then I'm guessing hiring a hooker to appear and demand that your father pay her the money he owes is not an option. Never fear, there are even more ways to end a marriage than to skin a cat. The simpliest approach is to arrange for your father to be caught in some kind of sordid affair with a younger woman by sending a few compromising emails to his account, which you'll then conviently leave loaded on the family desktop just as your mother is returning from work. Before you embark upon this particular path however, you should be aware that there are down sides to ruining to your parents marriage, though through the filter of sixteen year old angst these will probably be outwieghed by the potential shortterm gains. Once your mother discovers the emails your father has been receiving from 21naughtyblondexx@hotmail.com, she will be too furious to listen to your father's pleas of innocence. You may feel a pang of guilt when you stumble upon him sobbing openly in the bedroom they once shared as he stares longingly at the ties he's tossing into his overnight bag, wondering if silk is strong enough to suspend his weight from the shower rod in his $30/night hotel room. Don't. Now daddy has only his little girl to lavish attention on, and in his misery at having undeservedly lost the only woman who ever truly understood why he chose a career in education over a promising bioengineering career, he will find himself stripped of the emtional reserves to object any requests you make. Remember, you are now the anchor that keeps him tethered to life, a life in which each sunny day seems a cruel mockery of his despair. His money and his teary-eyed, flaccid approval will now be yours for the taking. Meanwhile, your mother is likely to express her rage by taking up with a much younger man and taking up strong drink. She will generally be either too distracted to bother to inquire what you spend her money on, or too inebriated to notice when you filtch a few dollars here and there from her purse. The whole world will be laid out in front of you! But don't do drugs, that's not healthy. Generally speaking, the best way to get your parents to give you anything and everything you want at your age is to find a way to break them up. If you can't weasel enough money out of them to sneak off to the mall and buy a DVD, then I'm guessing hiring a hooker to appear and demand that your father pay her the money he owes is not an option. Never fear, there are even more ways to end a marriage than to skin a cat. The simpliest approach is to arrange for your father to be caught in some kind of sordid affair with a younger woman by sending a few compromising emails to his account, which you'll then conviently leave loaded on the family desktop just as your mother is returning from work. Before you embark upon this particular path however, you should be aware that there are down sides to ruining to your parents marriage, though through the filter of sixteen year old angst these will probably be outwieghed by the potential shortterm gains. Once your mother discovers the emails your father has been receiving from 21naughtyblondexx@hotmail.com, she will be too furious to listen to your father's pleas of innocence. You may feel a pang of guilt when you stumble upon him sobbing openly in the bedroom they once shared as he stares longingly at the ties he's tossing into his overnight bag, wondering if silk is strong enough to suspend his weight from the shower rod in his $30/night hotel room. Don't. Now daddy has only his little girl to lavish attention on, and in his misery at having undeservedly lost the only woman who ever truly understood why he chose a career in education over a promising bioengineering career, he will find himself stripped of the emtional reserves to object any requests you make. Remember, you are now the anchor that keeps him tethered to life, a life in which each sunny day seems a cruel mockery of his despair. His money and his teary-eyed, flaccid approval will now be yours for the taking. Meanwhile, your mother is likely to express her rage by taking up with a much younger man and taking up strong drink. She will generally be either too distracted to bother to inquire what you spend her money on, or too inebriated to notice when you filtch a few dollars here and there from her purse. The whole world will be laid out in front of you! But don't do drugs, that's not healthy.
Does Harry Potter have to find the philosopher's stone?
The movie sequence was:Cerberus aka Fluffy the three headed dogDevils SnareThe winged keysWizards chessAnd finally the Mirror of Erised, Professor Quirrell and Lord Voldemort.
What is the script for Harry Potter Puppet Pals Wizard Angst?
Below is the script for Potter Puppet Pals Wizard Angst:StartHarry: I feel cranky and pubescent today and I don't know why. Ughh! I'm going to take out on people I like.Ron: Hello Harry. What sort of tomfoolery shall we get up to today?Harry: No tomfoolery today Ron; I'm sick of your dreadful speckled mug.Ron: Why must you hurt me this way, Harry?Hermione: Yeah, what's your problem Harry?Harry: My parents are dead, my life sucks, I can't hold down a girlfriend, and I'm surrounded by [....]ing goblins and [....] all the time, I mean what the [....]!Ron: But its magic Harry; the goblins are magical!Harry: Well I still have nightmares about Dobby eating my skin clean off every night. I can't take it anymore. I QUIT MAGIC!Ron gasps.Hermione: But what about fighting You-Know-Who?Harry: Fine! It's all up to you now, Ron.Ron: (whimpers)Harry: Come on now, go fight him.Harry shoves Ron to stage right, where Voldemort waits.Voldemort: Hello little child.Ron: (whimpers)Voldemort: You want a piece of me? What?Ron: N-n-n-n-no sir.Ron whimpers and runs back.Voldemort: Yeah, you run away. Kid.Ron: I can't do it.Hermione: You tried your best, Ron.Ron: What's Harry doing?Harry repeatedly bangs his head against the far wall.Harry: Angst, angst, angst, angst, angst, angst...Hermione: He's a little off today, haven't you noticed?Ron: Maybe he's in love.Hermione: Who falls in love with such a...Ron: Maybe he needs a hug.Harry: I don't what a hug!Ron: Give me a hug Harry.Harry: No!Ron nuzzles closer.Ron: Hug you~Harry shoves him away.Harry: I warned you!Harry and Ron start fighting.Hermione quietly leaves.Snape walks in.Snape: What is this rumpus?Ron: Harry hit me!Harry: Ron invaded my personal bubble!Snape: I think that severe punishment is in order here.Harry and Ron: Oh No!Snape: The two of you shall be dragged by your ears to the dungeons, where a drunken Filtch will be waiting with a cactus and a crochet mallet, and then...Harry and Ron point their wands at Snape in unison.Harry and Ron: (in unison) Pantlaniospoopikis!Snape freezes.Snape: Um, I have to leave now. bye.Snape tiptoes away.Dumbledore bursts into scene, laughing wildly.Dumbledore: Oh man, that was awesome guys.Ron: Thanks Dumbledore!Dumbledore: Are you still full of that wizard angst, Harry?Harry: I think I can appreciate life a lot more now.Dumbledore: Well that's just fantastic!Hermione walks in.Hermione: Hey guys! Ewww, what's that smell?Ron: Why, its Snape's greatest potion of all!All laugh, Dumbledore goes up magicallyThe three stare and look around, confused.Harry: (quietly) Everyone make a wish!The End :)
