If im 16 how can you get your parents to let you buy somthing rated R and is very violent sexual and graphic and is about notsee vampires?

Answer 1

Generally speaking, the best way to get your parents to give you anything and everything you want at your age is to find a way to break them up. If you can't weasel enough money out of them to sneak off to the mall and buy a DVD, then I'm guessing hiring a hooker to appear and demand that your father pay her the money he owes is not an option. Never fear, there are even more ways to end a marriage than to skin a cat. The simpliest approach is to arrange for your father to be caught in some kind of sordid affair with a younger woman by sending a few compromising emails to his account, which you'll then conviently leave loaded on the family desktop just as your mother is returning from work. Before you embark upon this particular path however, you should be aware that there are down sides to ruining to your parents marriage, though through the filter of sixteen year old angst these will probably be outwieghed by the potential shortterm gains. Once your mother discovers the emails your father has been receiving from 21naughtyblondexx@hotmail.com, she will be too furious to listen to your father's pleas of innocence. You may feel a pang of guilt when you stumble upon him sobbing openly in the bedroom they once shared as he stares longingly at the ties he's tossing into his overnight bag, wondering if silk is strong enough to suspend his weight from the shower rod in his $30/night hotel room. Don't. Now daddy has only his little girl to lavish attention on, and in his misery at having undeservedly lost the only woman who ever truly understood why he chose a career in education over a promising bioengineering career, he will find himself stripped of the emtional reserves to object any requests you make. Remember, you are now the anchor that keeps him tethered to life, a life in which each sunny day seems a cruel mockery of his despair. His money and his teary-eyed, flaccid approval will now be yours for the taking. Meanwhile, your mother is likely to express her rage by taking up with a much younger man and taking up strong drink. She will generally be either too distracted to bother to inquire what you spend her money on, or too inebriated to notice when you filtch a few dollars here and there from her purse. The whole world will be laid out in front of you! But don't do drugs, that's not healthy.

Generally speaking, the best way to get your parents to give you anything and everything you want at your age is to find a way to break them up. If you can't weasel enough money out of them to sneak off to the mall and buy a DVD, then I'm guessing hiring a hooker to appear and demand that your father pay her the money he owes is not an option. Never fear, there are even more ways to end a marriage than to skin a cat. The simpliest approach is to arrange for your father to be caught in some kind of sordid affair with a younger woman by sending a few compromising emails to his account, which you'll then conviently leave loaded on the family desktop just as your mother is returning from work. Before you embark upon this particular path however, you should be aware that there are down sides to ruining to your parents marriage, though through the filter of sixteen year old angst these will probably be outwieghed by the potential shortterm gains. Once your mother discovers the emails your father has been receiving from 21naughtyblondexx@hotmail.com, she will be too furious to listen to your father's pleas of innocence. You may feel a pang of guilt when you stumble upon him sobbing openly in the bedroom they once shared as he stares longingly at the ties he's tossing into his overnight bag, wondering if silk is strong enough to suspend his weight from the shower rod in his $30/night hotel room. Don't. Now daddy has only his little girl to lavish attention on, and in his misery at having undeservedly lost the only woman who ever truly understood why he chose a career in education over a promising bioengineering career, he will find himself stripped of the emtional reserves to object any requests you make. Remember, you are now the anchor that keeps him tethered to life, a life in which each sunny day seems a cruel mockery of his despair. His money and his teary-eyed, flaccid approval will now be yours for the taking. Meanwhile, your mother is likely to express her rage by taking up with a much younger man and taking up strong drink. She will generally be either too distracted to bother to inquire what you spend her money on, or too inebriated to notice when you filtch a few dollars here and there from her purse. The whole world will be laid out in front of you! But don't do drugs, that's not healthy.