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Chuck Norris does not own... he pulverizes. everything. he is awesome and tough because he is the man. nobody knows why he is the man because scientists are too afraid to get close enough to study him. they are afraid to get roundhoused to venus for passing out when he flexes.

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Does Chuck Norris own the earth?

Though Chuck Norris is considered awesome by millions of people across the world, Mr. Norris does not own the Earth.


What was Chuck Norris's stunt doubles name?

Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris's stuntman. He's also the stuntman of every actor in Hollywood. Cuz he's just that awesome.


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No he owns you.


Could techno viking kill Chuck Norris?

It's possible, but he would need an omnipotent mixed with his own, God's (if Chuck Norris isn't God), and Chuck Norris' blood.


When was cuck Norris born?

Cuck Norris was Chuck Norris evil twin brother, well he was until Chuck Norris strangled him with his own umbilical cord and he was never herd of again...

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