Chuck Norris does not own... he pulverizes. everything. he is awesome and tough because he is the man. nobody knows why he is the man because scientists are too afraid to get close enough to study him. they are afraid to get roundhoused to venus for passing out when he flexes.
Though Chuck Norris is considered awesome by millions of people across the world, Mr. Norris does not own the Earth.
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris's stuntman. He's also the stuntman of every actor in Hollywood. Cuz he's just that awesome.
No he owns you.
It's possible, but he would need an omnipotent mixed with his own, God's (if Chuck Norris isn't God), and Chuck Norris' blood.
Cuck Norris was Chuck Norris evil twin brother, well he was until Chuck Norris strangled him with his own umbilical cord and he was never herd of again...
No, Chuck Norris is his own
Though Chuck Norris is considered awesome by millions of people across the world, Mr. Norris does not own the Earth.
Chuck Norris he is his own weapon
Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris's stuntman. He's also the stuntman of every actor in Hollywood. Cuz he's just that awesome.
No he owns you.
It's possible, but he would need an omnipotent mixed with his own, God's (if Chuck Norris isn't God), and Chuck Norris' blood.
Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris
Cuck Norris was Chuck Norris evil twin brother, well he was until Chuck Norris strangled him with his own umbilical cord and he was never herd of again...
No, but do not taunt the Norris.
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Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
The only time Chuck Norris gets best is when he beats his own dick.