How do you build an empire?

Answer 1

Okay this set of instructions is "How To Build An Empire".

You will need:

A lot of friends, a lot of weapons (eg.ships, guns, tanks, submarines........), a lot of followers, a lot of allies, a big and well trained army, to be clever, to be the ruler, to have moral, to be Human and to be alive.

HOW TO BUILD AN EMPIRE

STEP 1: Invade Another Country (preferably a small but rich one). Keep invading very secret so only people you know will not tell anyone about it. Disguise your submarines and board them with weapons and troops disguised as normal people from the country you are invading (Teach them the peoples language). Send out a reasonably big amount of submarines depending on the size and how well trained and large the army is.

STEP 2: Release troops from submarines and settle them into the capital city THEN RELEASE THE BRAINWASHED BLOBZILLA and leave as quickly as possible. Once Blobzilla has destroyed the place where the people who control the country live and many other facilities offer to help the country and provide them with whatever they need. They will have to accept. The second before they sign the contract say one thing "Oh yeah but I will have to have control over the country to help you to my country's maximum". They will still have to say yes!

STEP 3: Do this many times and then you will have your empire.

I know I am the most clever person in the world but you don't have to tell me.