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If the girl likes you enough they will go out with you anyways. Don't use sick offensive pick up lines some are cute and some are weird or disgusting. Girls won't usually say yes if you use them.
Here are some. Use at your own risk.
NO, NO, NO!!!! These are sick and discusting never use them!!!! It will hurt rather than help... My GREAT pick-up lines that work are the ones with the numbers!!!!!!
- sometimes i wish you were my math homework, youd be hard and i would be doing you on the desk all night
- If you were my sister/brother, incest would be cool.
- I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
- Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
- Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes.
- Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
- there's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself..... you wanna come?
- Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
- I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade
- stand back, im a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen his clothes.
- i seemed to have lost my phone number. can i have yours?
- that's a nice pair of legs. what time do they open?
- baby, I'm no Fred flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!
- are you from Tennessee? cause your the only '10' i see
- are you wearing space pants or something, cause your ass is out of this world
- you must be a parking ticket, coz you have fine written all over you.
- Do you have your driver's license, because you are driving me crazy!
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put u and i together!
- Do your feet hurt? Because you been runnin through my mind all day long!
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- Are you an alien because your out of this world
- Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because i can see myself in your pants.
- lets make like fabric sofener and snuggle
- i love every bone in your body especially mine
- do you work at subway cuse you gust gave me a footlong
- i culd have used you this mornig - "for what" - so you could stuck your finger in my coffie to sweetn it
- I'm a bee, can you be my honey?
- Are you a dictionary? Coz you add meaning to my life.
- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? =)
- Am i a bad shooter? Coz i keep on missing you.
- Miss, your legs are like mayonnaise. They are best when spread out!
- Can I take your picture? Coz i want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas!
- You're like dandruff. I cant get you out of my head.
- BOY: Is this seat taken? GIRL: NO, and so am I.
- Is your dad a terrorist? Coz you're the BOMB baby!
- Uy, question? Can you recommend a good banker where I can make a deposit? Coz I'm planning to save all my love for you.
- Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world
- Nice legs what time are they open.
- Lick my nuts and call me skippy.
- It is a good thing i brought my library card because I'm checking you out
- Do you play the violin? That's ok, we can still make beautiful music together.
- If you were a pirate would you like your parrot on this side (touch shoulder nearest you) or this side! (Put your arm around them) (Meant to be corny, lol)
- do u want to go out some time
- Are you a surgeon cause you took my heart away?
- I don't know much about pies, but you sure make my banana cream.
- your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home
- did u fart, cause u blow me away
1. If I could rearange the alphebet I would put U and I next to each other
2. Wow!!! My phone is messed up!!!! ...Cause it doesn't have your number...
If all else fails, here is the best method: "Look at this dick! Yes... AND IT's ALL FOR YOU!"
What else can I help you with?
What are chessy pick-up lines?
Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a foot long. Hahahahaha
Teen pick up lines?
u shouldn't use pick up lines, but if u really want some here r a couple: did it hurt when you fell from heaven? i thought angles were fake until i met u and my favourite: if u were a student, i would be your math book because you just solved all my problems ( i like that one cuz it makes he or she feel smart helpful and special )
What are the worse pick up lines?
You might get slapped on the face when you deliver this pickup line: "Do you know what has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? [What?] My zipper."
Why did the author pick up the eggs and what did he do with them?
Why did the author pick up the eggs and what did he do with them
What is a pick-up line?
A pick up line is a term used for a cheesy line a guy says to try and get a girl. For example: Do you come here often?, Do your feet hurt because you've been running through my mind all day?, Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?. These kind of questions tend to repulse women nowadays.
why payton need some good pick up lines?
give some good pick up lines
Why are pickup lines called pick up lines?
Quite simply, pickup lines are called that because they are used to "pick up" the girl.
What are some dirty pick up lines?
Gee, thats a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Which websites provide cheesy pick up lines?
There is a web site call joke4us that has a great amount of chessy pick up lines. They have from the sweetest line to the silliest one. Another site is Tumbir. This site has chessy pick up lines for any occasion.
What are the worst pick up lines?
There are many awful pick up lines. An absolutely horrible one is: are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world.
What are the release dates for Great Pick-Up Lines - 2010?
Great Pick-Up Lines - 2010 was released on: USA: 9 August 2010 (internet)
Where can one find corny pick up lines?
If one is looking for corny pick up lines, there are always sites to visit that will provide the required information. Believe it or not, there is a site called "Pick Up Lines Galore".
What are some ways to hit on a girl?
Just talk and don't be a person your not girls love honesty and NEVER tell pick up lines pickup lines are for the desprate
How do you approach a new woman that you'd like to meet and exactly what to say to start a conversation without pick up lines?
You talk to her without using pick up lines dumb arse.
What are some policy debate pick-up lines?
do you want to go on a field trip in my pants i sure like to be the meat in your sandwich
Where are the vacuum lines located in a 1994 Chevy s-10 pick up truck?
The vacuum lines are on the roof.
Any tips on how to impress a girl when you first meet her?
Don't be cheesy or use bad pick-up lines. A BIG no no in my book. Don't be cheesy or use bad pick-up lines. A BIG no no in my book.
