How do you not fart?

Answer 1

Here are some things you can do to stop excessive gas:

1. Watch what you eat! Beans are known to cause gas, but other foods also cause gas. Some of these foods are grapes, some cheeses, Brussels sprouts, artichokes, peanut butter, potatoes, and rice. Foods high in carbs feed the bacteria that make the gas!
2. Chew your food thoroughly.
3. Exercise well. If food just sits in your gut, it begins to putrefy, which can cause gas. Moving the body helps foods get through the system.
4. Make a tincture of peppermint and caraway oil. People have used this for centuries to calm a gassy gut. Drink it as a tea or mix it with food for a high-energy treat!
5. Try cutting dairy. Many people are intolerant to lactose, a natural sugar in milk. In some people, this carb turns to gas.
6. Try an OTC remedy. Beano and other OTC remedies really do work! The enzymes help your body break down the carbs that turn to gas.
7. Check with a doctor. Unrelenting flatulence can be a symptom of serious conditions including Crohn's Disease, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, celiac disease, pancreatitis, and many more.

Answer 2

i really wanna know what to do about this. someone give me ideas plzz. any ideas you have will be acceptable. except put a cork in it.

First... I would say... try to STOP EATING past 6pm. Give your body the CHANCE to digest your food. I bet... you eat and watch TV don't you? And, you are probably over weight too right? Cut back on the snacks at night.

Answer 3

Farting during sex is kind of normal, actually. You can avoid or minimize it by avoiding foods that cause the farting in you, or by taking an over-the-counter anti-gas remedy (e.g. GasX). No guarantees, though.

Answer 4

Just don't fart or don't eat beans or broccoli. It also helps if you fart and then leave the spot and blame it on someone that sat near it.

DON'T...I REPEAT...DON'T EAT BANANAS EVER...THE DAY I DISCOVERED THIS I QUIT EATING THEM AND NEVER HAD THE PROBLEM AGAIN....THANK GOD....GOT MY SOCIAL LIFE BACK...

Answer 5

eat alot of beans,drink sodas, because your a dumb retard for looking up how not to fart! lol hehee!(: LoL.. Buh Bye Now(:

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This is completely wrong. You have to stick needles in your eyeballs.

Answer 6

Remember that song by Archie Bell and the Drells from back in the 1960s?... "Tighten Up"....

Clench, baby, clench.

Answer 7

If you fart while you're asleep, then you really aren't 100% asleep.

This is caused by YOU letting them out, they don't just go out on their own.

Answer 8

You don't.