How many midgets are in England?

Answer 1

There are 14 midgets in England. Four of them live down the street, their family name is the Wadlers. Their ancestors come from the ancient Indonesian islands off the coast of Mexico. They got hit on the head with coconuts and were therefore shrunken to a different size than normal. They got hit at such a young age that all their body parts were consequently this size as well. Hence, they had children of small-ness that they eventually referred to as their predators. This word was later changed to a politically correct term that we use today known as midgets from the root word mid meaning half a child.