Is there an update on the information of who was the first pig to spread the swine flu?

Answer 1

Yes, as a matter of fact....

I do have an update on the investigation for you:

Earlier this afternoon Petunia Pig, with assistance from the divine Miss Piggy, attempted a "vamp and distract play" to double team the guards at Porky's Pen-itentiary. The plan was for Bugs to tunnel unseen to the pig pen and open the gate to free Porky. The escape attempt was foiled as Bugs misjudged the distance to the gate, and was seen peeking out of the bunny hole on the wrong side of the pen. Just then, bystanders heard a loud shotgun blast, followed by Elmer Fudd yelling, "Kill da wabbit, Kill da wabbit!"

Luckily, no one was seriously injured, but just to be cautious, Porky and Bugs called in Doc to tell them what's up. Miss Piggy took Elmer down with a Judo throw and Karate chop, then hog-tied him with a pink satin ribbon from her hair, and left him wallowing in the dirt. She was last seen leaving the area with the off-duty guard.

Petunia continues to root for her man, while Elmer pleads to her, "Pwease wewease me, wet me go..."

No reports from the laboratory yet, but rumors are making the rounds that Scotland Yard has called for special assistance from Hogwart's Head, Albus Dumbledore, in their continued search for Gordy, Butch, and Sundance. Film at 11:00.

See the related companion question "Who was the first pig to spread Swine Flu" in the related question section below.