the Clorox makes the penny erode and change colors.
they die
Nothing. Hop on in.
you will be poisoning yourself depending who eats it
Nothing happens
you die...
You Die
pain
You can get chemical burns along your throat and stomach if you swallow lye.
You burp bubbles
It depends on how much you swallow. If it is a large amount, you could get diarrhea and/or vomit.
This too will pass.