How long does it take for xanax to leave your system for a urine test?

Answer 1

There's a quick and handy method for testing yourself at home to see if you have opiates in your system. Here's what you'll need:

-2 unsharpened pencils
-roll of Duct Tape
-digital scale
-metal spoon (refrigerated)
-small jar of minced garlic


First off, break the pencils in half and discard them; you will not be needing them. Secondly, use the cold spoon to scoop out a well rounded pile of minced garlic. Forcefully ram this deep inside your anal sphincter, stirring frequently while simultaneously spinning the duct tape around your pubic sac. After 15 minutes, excrete the remainder of the garlic onto the digital scale. If it weighs out to be less than 8 Katie Courics, not only will you fail your drug test, but you also have AIDS.