um well the most possible answer to your question is 99% so yes you will fail that test
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No, you would not be able to pass an EtG test.
Drinking water may dilute the alcohol concentration in your saliva, potentially affecting the test results. However, the effectiveness of this strategy can vary depending on the amount of alcohol consumed and the time elapsed between consumption and the test. It's best to avoid alcohol if you need to pass a test.
Could be a false test or something you drank
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Bender or Fry.
Your drug test would also have to test for alcohol. Then it would depend on the type of alcohol test. There are alcohol test that can detect alcohol use in the previous 80 hours.
It depends on how much you drank your weight and your height. I would suggest just don't drink it.
The same as what would happen if you drank it at any other age, your liver would process the alcohol out of your bloodstream. If you drink too much it could harm your development, but that's at the stage of acute alcohol poisoning.
most def
Alcohol doesn't show on UA testing.
Unless they were checking for caffeine, NO. Even still, caffeine would be out of your system within a day.