How do you stop Hitler stealing my Nutella?

Answer 1

Actually, this is something like how WWII started. You will want to engage the help of the countries known as the "allies" and a major war will be fought causing the death of millions. I just say, let him have the frickin Nutella. You can always buy more.

Answer 2

get a giant peach from james and the Giant Peach melt plastic forks and slather it on the peach with a giant paintbrush after this, drill a hole in the peach with a Glitter 5 toothbrush make sure the toothbrush is electric. get Nutella and start scrubbing it with the toothbrush and bubblegum toothpaste then u want to slowly pour 3 quarters of Nutella into the peach buy 6 locks of a Jews hair and staple it into the hole u made in the peach get a hot water bottle cover and make the peach a hat put the rest of the container next to the peach. Then u buy a family-sized garden furniture set off waitrose then start playing all I wan for Christmas is u next o the Peach to build the garden furniture set on top of the car once he has come summon a big phone case monster and make the phone case monster wear chav foundation to scare off Hitler buy an oopma Loompa off asda for reference then he would be so scared that he would run into a mirror smash it then cut his face open go to hospital then get flung to veniswala