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The Great Sphinx of Giza [The Sphinx], represents the body of a cat-like warrior,

they were called "Tphun-dor Khaqtz" by the ancient Egyptians, translating in

English to "THUNDER-CATS". The Sphinx is believed to be their leader, "Lion O",

who saved the Egyptians from Nazi Zombies that sought out vengeance for

the Egyptians calling them "Big stinky poo-poo heads".

About 400 years after the statue was built, somebody blew a big hot fart

on it, and the nose blew off. It is ancient folk-lore that Der Fuhrer himself

was indeed the hot-fart blower.

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