What will happen when Nazi zombies come?

Answer 1

You will shoot them, and they will fall and die. If they don't die shoot them more. After a couple rounds you will have to explore other sections of the house to get "more money" from looting the dead zombie corpses. This will allow Zombies to come from more places! But don't worry, there will be better guns drawn on the walls there, and you will be able to kill them better.

Soon you will find a magical box containing every gun in the world in it. Unfortunately, it is random, so I recommend not using it until you have around 3000 cash. The guns you find in there will be bad, will be good, but the rare ones will help alot - try to save ammo for those types, since you can't get ammo for them often.

Sometimes, you will find special soda pop machines that will give you perks. The perks will last until you fall down and someone has to help you up. The perks will vary in helpfulness depending on the gun you are using. There is even one that allows you to help people up faster! But the most important one is the jug of nauts. This will give you astronaut armor and make you last longer.

On certain maps there is a gambling machine that you will always win when you play it. The reward is a nicer looking gun that shoots purple bullets of doom, that of course, do more damage. Unfortunately, you need to pay about 5000 dollars (in cash!) to do this. For some guns it is not worth it. For others, like the wonder raffle it is (more gambling).

Eventually the zombies will keep on coming and coming. And then dogs will come! There are weaker but have a smaller hit box and are faster. The zombies will also crawl along on their arms if you blow their legs off. A common tactic is to leave a crawler alive, and restock on ammo. Barricading doors becomes useless as you explore around the compound, using magic and physic powers to open doors without even moving your hands from your gun. In fact, the only time you even interact with the world is when your drinking soda. Wierd.

If you feel scared of zombies, and are zombiphobic (I have that) then the only cure is not playing it. OR PLAYING WITH YOUR FRIENDS! Friends are the #1 cure for zombiphoica and research shows that you survive 19x longer playing with your friends if you have zombiphoica! And that is what will happen when nazi zombies come.

*Sidenote: one wonders why the characters in nazi zombies don't just climb out and run forever, since they outrun zombies and are only killed when cornered and dogs cant hit you when you run in a circle... well....WELL ITS NOT FUN OKAY