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Vasco Da Gama sailed to Mexico in search of gems and gold. He was attacked by a mexican monster called a Meatless Taco. The monster took Vasco Da Gama to his Taco bell to eat him. First the monster put him in the fryer to get him nice and crispy, then he put the explorer in a meat grinder to get the flesh and bones nice and squishy. After that the monster made the flesh and bones into little chunks, then he put Vasta Da Goma's chunks in the fryer one last time and then the monster sent them to McDonnalds to be chicken nuggets. About a month the monster sent an e-mail to all of Vasco Da Gama's friends saying that he died of starvation.

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