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He is married to Chicken. He was married to a carrot, cabbage, cucumber, tomato, pepper and slice of cheese but sadly they were eaten on Sandwiches because Bill mistaked them for normal vegetables and fruits. Contrary to popular belief, they were just normal vegetables. After he failed many times to try to marry people, he turned to dating animals, then finaly food stuffs. Bill Oddie continuse to mourn his lost veggie-wives, as scientists call them, by planting seeds in the compost they made when their leftovers decomposed. Bill Oddie is now living a happy life with Chicken and his three mutated children Cluckles, Jemima and Chickie, which are half man, half chicken. Bill Oddie is planning to eat Chickie this Sunday because Chicken won't let him have normal chicken for their roast dinner. Chickie is locked in the basement right now being fed scraps of food. This is not counted as child abuse because Chickie is half chicken.

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