That sounds like a tapeworm. Your pet needs to be dewormed ASAP.
I would love too ;}
A butt looks like something round. With a crack straight in the middle
Square
YES
White.
My butt isn't flat because flat butts are horrible. Fat makes your butt round, and most people prefer this.
up your butt round the corner
the best you can do is stuff(im a guy, we look for big round asses)
The spider with a big white butt is likely a species of orb-weaver spider, known for their distinctive white or light-colored abdomens.
surgery
when my butt turns round
square