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What does a man do on two legs a women does sitting down and a dog do on three legs?
really, urinate
Answer:
Above is the obvious answer. However the humorous answer has always been "Shake hands."Others in this "Get your mind out of the gutter" series are:
1. What does a woman do sitting down, that a dog does on three legs, and a man does standing up? (Shake hands / paw)
2. What is a four letter word, ending with "k," that means intercourse? (Talk)
3. What is so long, and so hard, and sticks so far out of a man's pajamas in the morning, that he could hang a hat upon it ? (His head)
4. What does a cow have four of, that a woman only has two of ? (Legs)
5. What is long, hard, and tubular and filled with "sea-men ?" (Submarine)
6. What is heard almost every day that rhymes with "duck" and begins with "F ?" (Firetruck)
7. What does a dog do that a man steps into ? (Pants)
What else can I help you with?
What does a man do standing up a dog do on three legs and a woman do sitting down?
According to Bennie Hill, shake hands.
Where is it tacky to cross legs when sitting dowm?
It is tacky to cross your legs when sitting down at a wedding. It is also tacky at a funeral because of the body language it shows.
Women Do you pull up your pant legs before sitting down if so why?
Some women may pull up their pant legs before sitting down for comfort or to prevent the fabric from bunching up. This can also help keep the pants clean, especially in situations where the seating surface may be dirty. Additionally, it can allow for easier movement or prevent the pants from getting caught on the chair. Ultimately, it comes down to personal preference and the specific situation.
What does a man do standing a lady does sitting and a dog does on three legs?
Shake hands.
How do women sit?
Women sit in various ways, often influenced by cultural norms, personal comfort, and situational context. Common sitting positions include crossing their legs, sitting with legs together, or sitting with legs apart, depending on the setting. Body language and posture can also convey confidence or relaxation. Ultimately, how a woman sits can vary widely from one individual to another.
What has four legs sitting on four legs waiting for four legs?
The answer is a bed. A bed has four legs, it sits on the floor with its legs, and "waits" for someone's legs to come and lie down on it.
Why do some people's legs shake when sitting down?
either the person is bored or excited about something
How are varicose veins treated by sitting down?
Other measures are sitting down, using a footstool when sitting, avoiding standing for long periods of time, and raising the legs whenever possible. These measures work by reducing the blood pressure in leg veins.
Sculpture are there any nude sculptures of women with three arms and three legs?
No famous ones, anyway.
what comes up with two legs and comes down with three?
What has eight legs but has more eyes
Why do people jig their legs?
some people can't help it. I also find myself doing that when I'm sitting down.
Is the splits supposed to be all the way down?
No! According to me the splits are not suppose to be all the way down. Flexing your leg does not mean sitting with your legs spread apart
