that means that they have had to much water and that they've been running around to much!!!!!!!):
A pig.
Yes.
it ate a clock.
yes she snores and makes pig noises.
Depends on what kind of noises. If it sounds like it's in pain (like when you pick it up and squeeze it :P) then it's not happy. But if it sounds like "Weeet Weeet!" or "Squeeak Squeeak!" then s/he likes you. <3
oinked like a pig
No
Martha acted like a pig at the party, eating messily and making loud noises while chewing her food.
Depends on the circumastances, when stressed/ excited / getting fed they make squeaking noises.
They make the same noises that any other kind of pig makes :) They Grunt, Bark (not a dog bark) , a quiet hot panting- sounds like they are saying Hoff. but it is really weird like the air is going out of them, and a rough coughing noise. theres probably other noises but these are just the ones I could think of. You can do a google search of pig noises if you want.
their nose
depending on the dogs behavior