Is the movie Zombieland real please put your answers in paragraphs on why and provide proof please?

Answer 1

No, it is not real. There is no need to write paragraph after paragraph about it, nor is there any need to provide proof. Zombies AREN'T REAL. Anyone who would argue with that is either delusional, or is playing a trick on you. Saying that zombies are real is like saying the sky is green. It's obviously not true.

When you look outside your window, or walk down the street, do you see any zombies? No. So, obviously, Zombieland isn't real.

Zombieland isn't even a serious movie! Zombielandis a SPOOF of zombie movies. It's a COMEDY movie that makes fun of other zombie movies. It's SATIRE.

If you're going to ask whether or not zombies are real, then why not ask if the serious zombie movies are real? Why not ask, "Is Night of the Living Dead real?" or "Is 28 Days/Weeks Later real?" or "Is Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things real?" Why ask whether Zombieland is real, when Zombieland is clearly a comedy/satire?

I mean, it's like asking whether or not Scary Movie is real, rather than asking whether or not the Scream movies are real. It really does not make sense.

By the way, for the record, Night of the Living Dead, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things, and all the other zombie movies that have ever been made are not real, either. I repeat: ZOMBIES AREN'T REAL.