What are some funny icarly and victorious funny quotes?

Answer 1

ICARLY

"Whoa, it's carly she just texted, she's coming coming back" ",.................EVERYBODY GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!"

"Get off your butt? I wanna get a sandwich!"

"Spencer spent it all on your room" "We should've gone to her funeral," "I know"

"Soon you'll be able to lie and feel nothing at all"

"Spencer!" "I'm in the bathtub!"

"What should I wear when I go to prison?" " Oh, my gosh, what did you download?" "Nothing....yeah nothing"

"There's an A stuck to your butt" "That's so embarrassing!"

"Come here," "I already come here'd"

"Are you still editing?" "I call it Fredding"

"Carly's just upset" " Why?" "Because hobo's can't afford cable!"

"At least he didn't call you a fat flower"

"I got Mexican sponges!"

"Oooh, Hi, my friend says your a vampire boy" "It's true" "Kewl," " You breathe funny"

"Kick my thighs, c'mon kick em' are you too chicken? chicken" *spencer kicks" " OWWWA,"

"on what planet are there squirtable fruits?" " A planet i wanna live on"

"What kind of restaurant doesn't have soup? I thought this was america!"

"I love this pudding"

VICTORIOUS

"will, you kill disco!?" " NO ONE CAN KILL DISCO!?

" I'm sorry i pushed the wrong button!" " No! 16 years ago your mom gave birth to the wrong thing!"

"You smell so fruity!" "Sing the next line!" " I can't it's dirty."

"I got a little makeup on your pillow" " It's okay, ill have my grandma make me another one...if she ever comes back to life"

"Chicago! CHICAGO!"

"Why did you do that to your hair?" " What you meAN the color?" "Do you hate your mother?" " No! I love my mother!"

"Can i have coffee?" NO!" It isnt even that good, whispers so good"

"lEt's work on the lyrics" "Nooo i don't wanna work on it, Play more stuff on your thingy!"

"The seniors who run the slap," "Dot com? " " NO dot gov, yes dot com!"'

"Sweating is gross, so i don't do it"

"Are you going to eat your pudding" "You ate your!?" " Yeah, i just scraped the fur off and wasn;t that bad" " Go nuts"

"Read the phone, tori read the phone" " Don't you dare steal my phone in face bit!"

"Tori broke up with me" " How'd you celebrate?" Do you ever take a day off"

" Stay here," I'm staying here because I want to"

"oh you have mexican flavored gum!" " Mexican isn't a flavor" " Thank you"

"JADE! YOU are lucky to have Beck, Dont. be. such a gank!"

" Cat is going to be a 70's comedian" " I want to be a unicorn" " You can't" " Phooey!"

" And My mom planted those in her garden!" " They're lovely! snip snip snip"

"Tori tried to murder Rex" "Sinjin!"