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(A man is sitting on his couch, phoning Comcast about his disconnected cable. A telephone operator sits on the other line, waiting for a call.)
(The phone rings, and the operator answers it.)
Ka-Son: Comcast Cable. This is Ka-Son. I see that you've gone through our automated system, and you have been on hold for 2 hours and 28 minutes and I do apologize for that. How may I be of service?
Customer: Finally! Yes, yes, my cable was shut off and I need to make--
Ka-Son: Okay hold on one second sir. (checks computer) Yeah your cable was shut off!
Customer: Yes, I know that.
Ka-Son: Okay sir, you going to need to make a payment of $239.54 cents to get it turned back on.
Customer: Okay, uh ... can I just pay some of it for right now?
Ka-Son: Oh no I'm sorry sir, we do not accept partial payments, you going to need to make a full payment.
Customer: All right, I can't make a full payment right now, so can you just help me out here? Huh?
Ka-Son: (unimpressed) Uh, sir, it is not my problem that you cannot budget your bills correctly. No ones forcing you to have Cable Television. There are some perfectly good programs on network television.
Customer: (looking at phone momentarily) Look, I don't wanna just watch network television, I want my cable turned back on, all right? I don't understand why you can't just accept the partial payment from me!
Ka-Son: Uh, sir, if my service has not been satisfactory to you, I'd be happy to pass you to another representative. Let me just put you through our automated system again...
Customer: NO NO NO NO NO NO! Don't do that! Don't do that! Don't do that! Do NOT do that!
Ka-Son: Okay then sir, you gonna need to control the decibels of your voice, and then you gonna need to make a full payment of $234.54 cents or I simply cannot help you sir!
Customer: Okay, look, I don't understand what the big deal is! Other companies allow you to make a partial payment! Why don't cha cut me some freaking slack here? Why d'ya have to be such a BITCH about it?
Ka-Son: (shocked and angry) Oh this surly piece of dookie wants to tussle?!
Customer: Wha-- did you just call me dookie?!
Ka-Son: OH YES I DID, SURLY PIECE OF DOOKIE!!
Customer: Wha-- you called me piece of dookie twice?!
Ka-Son: Yes I-- Yes I did call you piece dookie! You got a problem with that? You surly piece of dookie-- FECAL MATTER!
Customer: What?! You cannot call me fecal matter on the phone or in person!
Ka-Son: Oh, yes I can!
Customer: No you can't! What?
Ka-Son: It's in my Comcast Customer Service Handbook, that if a customer spars blows verbally, there is a list of words I can use, and piece of dookie is one of 'em, and as such surly piece of dookie I DID USE IT!
Customer: It says in the handbook that you can call me a piece of dookie?! It says that in the handbook?!
Ka-Son: You know what sir, I do not have the time to verbally abusualise wit' you sir. I have the skills, and the booty, and the gorgeous hair, but I do NOT have the time!
Customer: Wha-- I'm not verbally abusualising with you!
Ka-Son: Now are you ready to make a full payment of $239.54 cents or not?
(The man backs away from the phone. Ka-Son fans her face and tries to calm down while the customer takes a moment.)
Customer: (clears throat) Fine. I can make a full payment.
Ka-Son: Mmm-hmmm.
Customer: Don't. Don't do that.
Ka-Son: Mr. Moneybags can all of a sudden make a full payment. Mmm-hmm. Yeah that's what I had thought. Mmm-hmm. We seem to have a visa here on record for you MONEYBAGS, and uh, could you please verify the last 4 digits of the card, and expiration please.
Customer: (as Ka-Son is typing on the keyboard)4071, 08, 06.
Ka-Son: All right, thank you sir. Your payment has been received and confirmed.
Customer: (condescendingly) THANK YOU!
Ka-Son: (defensively) YOU'RE WELCOME! (maintains composure) Now would you like to receive our package of 12 HBO's for a mere $9.99 per month?
Customer: What?! Are you freaking kidding me?!
Ka-Son: DON'T GET SURLY WITH ME AGAIN, PIECE OF DOOKIE!!! THAT'S A GOOD DEAL!!!
Customer: (shocked) Unbelieveable. This is unbelieveable.
(The man gets off sofa and crosses the set into Ka-Son's office.)
Customer: You know what? I'm calling your manager right now.
Ka-Son: (taking off headset) You know what?! You know what?!
Customer: I'm serious.
Ka-Son: (taking her nails off) You know what!? These nails are coming off! I'm taking my nails off!
(The customer runs back into his living room.)
Ka-Son: Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! It's on! It's on!
(Ka-Son runs into the living room and gets ready to fight the man.)
Customer: 911! 911! Help!
(Ka-Son tackles the customer on the sofa and starts punching him and rolling around. Ka-Son's buttcrack is also showing.)
Customer: (screaming)
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