What would you get if you crossed Chewbacca with a Smurf?

Answer 1

You would get a little hairy blue midget rampaging through New York throwing cabbages at people.

That, or you'd get the end of mankind.

No really, you would get one of five things:

a) Chewsmurfa

b) Smewbaccaf

c) Smurbacca

d) Churf

e) Bluewbacca

Other possibilities:

• Grover
• The Cookie Monster
• A Dead Smurf
• You'd get a chewed up smurf
• If you could some how mix them, you'd get Bluebacca.
• Ewok. Everytime. Or a vengeful army of rainbow unicorns. 50/50
• Frank the Bunny from Donnie Darko.
• The end of the universe. If it's a girl smurf and a guy Chewbacca, she's squashed, and if it's a guy smurf and a girl Chewbacca... let's just say you'll never see that smurf again
• Obviously you would get Zombies!
• Miley Cyrus
• Well, Chewbacca and Smurf do not exist in the real world; but if they were real , you could not cross them any way because they probable will have different number of chromosomes. In real life, to cross animal they have to belong to the same species and have the same number of chromosomes because the process will not take places if the animals have different number of chromosomes. Some animals of different species can be cross because they have the same number of chromosomes.

Answer 2

A rich smurf