Who is ben bakon?

Answer 1

Google it at Google.com

here's how to Google something:

1: open your browser. It maybe blue with a yellow swirl around it or it may be an earth (the planet we live on) with a fox (a red animal) around it, or whatever you look at p0rn (you know what p0rn is, silly) with.

2: at the top of your computer screen, there's a thing called a tab. a tab is a new website you opened.

3: below that is a arrow in the shape of a circle, a arrow facing left and an arrow facing right. next to it is a earth(the planet we live on) and a "about:blank" click on the "about:blank"

4: locate your keyboard (an item you type, or spell with) if your using a laptop (a small, portable computer that can shut, or close) it will be a flat part with a bunch of little squiggles.

5: Next to a squiggle that looks like f (it has a bump on it) is a 'G' put you finger (the thing at the end of a long, flat appendage that is small. You have 10. 5 on the right, 5 on the left) on the 'G' now push. you hear a click! WOW YOUR TYPING!

6: now, next to the p is a circle. put your finger (the thing at the end of a long, flat appendage that is small. You have 10. 5 on the right, 5 on the left) on the circle, and click! Do this once more.

7: Type the 'G' once more

8: Next to the k is a l. Type it.

9: Next to the w is a e. Type it.

10: Place your finger (the thing at the end of a long, flat appendage that is small. You have 10. 5 on the right, 5 on the left) on the small dot on the right. it is below a >.

11: Next to the x is a c. Type it.

12: Next to the i is a circle. Type it.

13: Next to the n is a m. Type it.

14: press enter. it should be loading (a sequence where your computer gets information from the server, which gets information from the website.)

15: You've done a lot of work! Take a break, buddy.

16: after its finished loading (a sequence where your computer gets information from the server, which gets information from the website.) You will see a picture that looks like "Google" right below it is a white rectangle. type the b next to the v, the e next to the w, the n next to the b, the BIG, flat rectangle at the bottom of the keyboard, the b next to the v, the a next to the 'caps lock', the k next to the j (it has a bump), the circle next to the i, and the n next to the b. GOOD JOB!! TAKE ANOTHER BREAK, BUDDY!!

17: when it finishes loading (a sequence where your computer gets information from the server, which gets information from the website.) click on the first blue letters you see. This will take you to a different site.

18: when it finishes loading (a sequence where your computer gets information from the server, which gets information from the website.) read (the sequence of following text to understand what is printed, like a book.) the text shown

19: click the red 'X' at the right corner of your computer screen.

20: YOU DID IT! Did you learn who ben bakon was/is?