What are lyrics to rap of free credit report?

Answer 1

they say a man should always dress for the job he wants,so why am i dressed up like pirate in this restaurant? its all because some hacker stole my identity so now I'm in here every evening' serving chowder and iced tea shoulda gone to freee credit reoprt.com (yee haw) i coulda seen it comin at me like an atom bomb they monitor you credit and send you email alerts so you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts

Answer 2

The Restaurant

They say a man should always dress for the job he wants,

So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?

Its all because some hacker stole my identity,

Now im in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea

Shoullldaa gone to freee credit report dot com,

I coulda seen this comming at me like an atom bomb

They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts,

So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts!

New Car

Welllllll I was shoppin' for a new car which ones me,

A cool convertible or an SUV,

Too bad I didn't know my credit wack,

Cause' now I'm drivin' of the lot in a used sub-compact,

F-R-E-E that spells Free, Credit report Dot com baybee,

Saw their adds on my tv,

thought about going but was too lazy

Now instead of lookin fly and rollin' phat,

My legs are stickin' to the vinyl and my posse's getting laughed at,

F-R-E-E that spells free, credit report dot com baybee

Answer 3

I was getting depressed cause of all the stress I was feeling at home~

Had a poor credit score and the number would haunt me wherever I'd go~

Thought I'd move to a place where my credit could stink and nobody would care~

I just wish that somebody had told me that place was a Renaissance Fair~

Free Credit Report dot com~

Tell your friends, tell your dad, tell your mom~

Never mind, we've been singing our song~

Since we first showed up with our pirate hats on~

If you're not into fake sword fights~

Pointy slippers and green wool tights~

Take a tip from a knight who knows~

Free Credit Report dot com, lets go!

Answer 4

is it......... F-R-E-E that spells free, Credit report dot com baby...?