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According to the lyrics of the song, "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything", the pirates have never... * Been to Greenland * Been to Denver * Buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul * Been to Moscow * Been to Tampa * Been to Boston in the fall (This is repeated several times in the lyrics.) * Hoisted the mainstay * Swabed the poop deck * Veered to starboard because they've never sailed at all * Walked the gang plank * Owned a parrot * Plucked a rooster * Thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall * Kissed a chipmunk * Gotten head lice * Licked a spark plug * Sniffed a stink bug * Painted daisies on a big red rubber ball * Bathed in yogurt The lyrics also include... * I don't look good in leggings * I'm not too good at ping-pong

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