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Well, the person responsible for music was a homeless man, who often ate shrooms, and one day conceived the idea that that men could make sounds with their penises. He gathered everyone he knew and then commenced to unleash a magical spell, sending them all flying into another dimension, thus venturing forth on a artistical journey which lead them to fame and fortune at the cost of their friendship and personal life. It was filled with wild parties and drugs. Soon following came the death of one of their musical members due to a spiraling depressional suicide; They vowed to carry on their work with their whimsical penises, parading through dimensions to entertain the vast inter-dimensional populace and gathering the experience of many cultures.

They then traveled into another dimension that is now commonly referred to as "4chan", only the most advanced of scientists can make portals to this realm of manly choir voices. This entire line of history has now created fans wich make the music we know today, such as Dubstep and opra. The tragic death of the the lead ejaculator, Bjornulf Vosdagen caused all members to kill themselves by opening a gate to Oblivion, thus setting the plot for The Elder Scrolls: 4 Oblivion.

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