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God. In the Old Testament God is said to have said "If I turn back the clock one hour in the Fall, I can get all sorts of stuff done." Jesus was overheard saying "But we're in Heaven, there is no clocks" and God replied "What? No. I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Vegas. Why am I wearing a watch then, smart guy?" "Jesus said unto him, "We were all kind of wondering that. I mean, you worked 6 days in your life and took the rest of eternity off....it's not like you have anywhere to go or anything on your calendar." God shook his head and said "Kids. They think they know bloody everything."

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