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Anyone know any funny jokes?
There are many great jokes on the internet, on yahoo, jokes post.com, and many other websites that are on the internet. And in addition here is a great yo mamma joke: Yo mamma so fat that whenever she had a mission to go to outer space, they gave her a new nickname, Jupiter. Knock knock! Who's there? Boo Boo who? aww you don't have to cry!
What is a knock knock joke?
Person 1 - Knock knock. Person 2 - Who's there? Person 1 - Banana. Person 2 - Banana who? (repeat it as shown below) Person 1 - Knock knock. Person 2 - Who's there? Person 1 - Banana. Person 2 - Banana who? (and repeat again) Person 1 - Knock knock. Person 2 - Who's there? Person 1 - Banana. Person 2 - Banana who? (not this time, read carefully) Person 1 - Knock knock. Person 2 - Who's there? Person 1 - Orange. Person 2 - Orange you glad I didn't say banana? This is a good knock knock joke to play on someone if you didn't know it or have never played it on somebody, I guess.
What are the baddest jokes?
What is the baddest jokes? That would definitely be the old Why did the chicken cross the road joke. They say that legendary joke has been around for over 10 years! A decade to be exact. There are more bad jokes like the vampire ones.
What are jokes similar to the a and b conversation?
Jokes similar to the "a and b" conversation typically involve a play on words, puns, or wordplay where the humor comes from a literal interpretation of the words spoken. These jokes often rely on the listener's ability to recognize the wordplay and make a connection between the literal meaning and the intended humorous interpretation. The humor in these jokes comes from the unexpected twist or clever wordplay, similar to the "a and b" conversation where the humor arises from the literal interpretation of the letters "a" and "b."
Jokes for an 80 year old?
Here's one:An 88-year old man, who had been in pretty good health most of his life, had visited his doctor several times regarding odd pains in his left leg. The doctor had done several tests and suggested a variety of remedies, but nothing seemed to work and the doctor was stumped."Mr. Green," the doctor said, "That leg is 88 years old, and you have to expect it will get tired out after all this time!""But doctor," replied the patient, "my right leg is 88 years old too, and it feels fine!"
What play did Knock knock who's there come from?
This is from the "porter scene" in Macbeth. Here's a knocking indeed! If a man were porter of Hell Gate,he should have old turning the key. [Knock] Knock, knock,knock! Who's there, i' th' name of Belzebub? . . . [Knock] Knock,knock! Who's there, in th' other devil's name? Macbeth. Act 2, Scene 3.
Anyone know any funny jokes?
There are many great jokes on the internet, on yahoo, jokes post.com, and many other websites that are on the internet. And in addition here is a great yo mamma joke: Yo mamma so fat that whenever she had a mission to go to outer space, they gave her a new nickname, Jupiter. Knock knock! Who's there? Boo Boo who? aww you don't have to cry!
How do you tell if a 10 year old girl likes you?
If she likes you she will make any excuse to sit next to you or talk to you and she will laugh when you tell jokes even if the jokes not funny. And remember, some ten year old girls WILL tease you if they like you. A lotta times they just don't know how to like a guy...Also, if any ten year old GIRLS are reading this, don't chase the guy you like. Save that for first grade!
How do you make a 15 year old guy like a 13 year old girl?
Be nice, laugh at his jokes, make sure he knows your name.
Jokes for a 6 year old?
Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks.
The kind of joke people get tired of hearing?
People often get tired of hearing the same old knock-knock jokes, as their predictable structure can become monotonous. Similarly, jokes that rely on outdated stereotypes or clichés tend to wear thin, as they lack originality and relevance. Additionally, puns that are overly cheesy or forced can quickly become grating, leading to groans rather than laughter. Ultimately, humor thrives on freshness and surprise, so repetitive jokes can lose their charm.
When was Old Jews Telling Jokes created?
Old Jews Telling Jokes was created in 2010.
Will a twelve gage shotgun knock a twelve year old boy on his but?
Depends on which side of the shotgun he's standing on. If he is firing it and is not properly braced, it can certainly knock him backwards. If it is being fired at him, it will knock a full grown man on his butt. If said twelve year old was wearing body armour he would likely still be knocked on his butt.
How do you get a 13 year old girl boxer to like you?
Let her give you two black eyes and knock you out!
How can a 13 year old get a girl friend?
Be yourselfbut try not to crack jokes that aren't funnyand don't be constantly annoying.
What is the ISBN of Old Jews Telling Jokes?
The ISBN of Old Jews Telling Jokes is 978-0-345-52235-1.
What jokes makes the grumpy old king kick you out?
yo mama jokes......... boy those are punishers!
