What is a knock knock joke?

Answer 1

Person 1 - Knock knock.

Person 2 - Who's there?

Person 1 - Banana.

Person 2 - Banana who?

(repeat it as shown below)

Person 1 - Knock knock.

Person 2 - Who's there?

Person 1 - Banana.

Person 2 - Banana who?

(and repeat again)

Person 1 - Knock knock.

Person 2 - Who's there?

Person 1 - Banana.

Person 2 - Banana who?

(not this time, read carefully)

Person 1 - Knock knock.

Person 2 - Who's there?

Person 1 - Orange.

Person 2 - Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

This is a good knock knock joke to play on someone if you didn't know it or have never played it on somebody, I guess.

Answer 2

William Shakespeare created the Knock-Knock joke. The first recorded use was in Act two of his famous play wright, Macbeth. After the murder of king Duncan, a drunken scottish man knocks on the door of Macbeth and Lady Macbeth. The joke was in the exact same format but written in early Modern English. Shakespeare often threw in low-brow humor in his plays to captivate the audience. If the plays got boring, the audience would loose interest resulting in the loss of his reputation and money.

Answer 3

The knock-knock joke is a type of joke, probably the best-known format of the pun, and is a time-honoured "call and answer" exercise. It is a roleplay exercise, with a punster and a recipient of wit. The standard format has five lines:

1. The punster: Knock, knock!
2. The recipient: Who's there?
3. The punster: A response, sometimes involving a name (Doctor)
4. The recipient: A repetition of the response followed by who? (Doctor Who?)*
5. The punster: The punch line, which typically involves a punnish misusage of the word set up during the response (How did you know?!).

* To get this example joke, you have to know that Dr. Who is a television character.

Answer 4

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow's Go. Cow's Go Who? No, Cow's Go Moo.

Knock Knock. Who's there. Banana. Banana who. Knock knock. Whos there. Banana who. (Repeat Multiple times). Knock knock. who's there. Orange. Orange who. Orange ya glad I didn't say banana?

Answer 5

Below is a list of few knock knock jokes:

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Who

Who who?

You sound like an owl!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cow

Cow who?

No! Cows go Moo!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cargo

Cargo who?

Car go beep beep!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Old Lady

Old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Little old lady

Little old lady who?

Wow great yodelling!!

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Police

Police who?

Pol-e-s-e open the door!

Answer 6

Knock knock

Who's there

Cows go

Cows go who

No silly, cows go moo!

Answer 7

Knock Knock,

Who's there,

Smell mop

Smell mopwho

Haha u sed smell my poo!

Answer 8

KnockKnock

Whos there??

Big ish

Big ish who

not today thanks!

(big issue- the magazine people try to sell in town) :D Xo

Answer 9

Knock knock.

Who's there?

"F".

"F" who?

"F" you.

Answer 10

Knock knock whos there interrupting cow interrupting cow who MOOOO!