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Amsterdam
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Amsterdam sick and tired of your knock knock jokes!
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What are some good birthday knock knock jokes?
Will you remember me in an hour?Yes.Will you remember me in a day?Yes.Will you remember me in a week?Yes.Will you remember me in a month?Yes.Will you remember me in a year?Yes.I think you won't.Yes, I will.Knock, knock!Who's there?See? You've forgotten me already!Knock, knock!Who's there?Barbie.Barbie who?Bar-B-QKnock, knock!Who's there?Dwayne.Dwayne who?Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning.Knock, knock!Who's there?Amos.Amos who?A mosquito bit me.Knock, knock!Who's thereAndy.Andy who?Andy bit me again.Knock, knock!Who's there?Keith.Keith who?Keith me, my thweet preenth(Kiss me, my sweet prince)Knock, knock!Who's there?JoséJosé who?José can you see by the dawn's early light?(Oh say can you see by the dawn's early light? -- first line of The Star-Spangled Banner)Knock, knock!Who's there?Olive.Olive who?Olive you!(I love you!)[edit] Puns on other wordsKnock, knock!Who's there?Alpaca.Alpaca who?Alpaca the trunk, you pack-a the suitcase.Knock, knock!Who's there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you going to open the door?(Aren't you going to open the door?)A similar joke expands the structure:Knock, knock!Who's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock, knock!Who's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock, knock!Who's there?Banana.Banana who?Knock, knock!Who's there?Orange.Orange who?Orange you glad I didn't say "banana" again?(Aren't you glad I didn't say "banana" again?)Knock, knock!Who's there?DoctorDoctor Who?That's right!Knock, knock!Who's there?Boo.Boo who?Don't cry; it's only a knock-knock joke.Knock KnockWho's Theredoctordoctor who?OI THATS MY LINE!knock knockwhos thereorangeorange whoorange u glad i aint a BANANAknock knockwhos therehoneyhoney whohoney whos there?(soz thats crap)knock knockwhos therekatekate MOSS?!?noo kate MOSES
What are some knock knock jokes about William Shakespeare?
Knock, Knock.Who's there?Oberon.Oberon who?Oberon the other bank you might try to catch some fish.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Noah.Noah who?Noah's the winter of our discontent.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Dogberry.Dogberry who?Dog bury a bone in my petunias again, dog get sent to the pound.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Julius Caesar.Julius Caesar who?Julius, seize her! She's the one who stole my wallet!Knock, Knock.Who's there?The Earl of Oxford.The Earl of Oxford who?Exactly.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Wherefore means.Wherefore means who?No, "wherefore" means "why." How many times do we have to go over this?Knock, Knock.Who's there?Nay, answer me! Stand and unfold yourself.Long live the king?Knock, Knock.Who's there?Laertes.Laertes who?Layer Ts and sweaters to stay dry and comfortable on the ski slopes.Knock, Knock.Who's there?The Nightingale.The Nightingale who?Ha! Fooled you! It's really the Lark.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Orlando.Orlando who?Or Lando or Leia or Luke or Chewbacca will pilot the Millennium Falcon.Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock, Knock.Who's there?Tom.Tom who?Tom R. O. and Tom R. O. and Tom R. O. We creep in this petty pace from day to day.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Shelly.Shelly who?Shelly compare thee to a summer's day?Knock, Knock.Who's there?Hal.Hal who?Hal long until Henry IV dies and I can become king?Knock, Knock.Who's there?Gracie Zar.Gracie Zar who?Gracie Zar's Ghost!Knock, Knock.Who's there?Et.Et who?Et tu, Brute? Then fall, Caesar!Knock, Knock.Who's there?Utah.Utah who?Utah me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse!Knock, Knock.Who's there?The cause, my soul.The cause, my soul who?Let me not name it to you!Knock, Knock.Who's there?Leon.Leon who?Leon Macduff.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Rosencrantz. No, wait, Guildenstern! *sigh*-let me get back to you.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Ferris.Ferris who?Ferris foul and foul is fair.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Lysander.Lysander who?Lie, Sander, and you'll get in trouble, Sander.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Cordelia.Cordelia who?Oh, that's real nice, Daddy. I come all the way from France with an army to rescue you and that's the welcome I get.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Falstaff.Falstaff who?[Excessively Loud Belch]Knock, Knock.Who's there?Will Shakespeare.Will Shakespeare who?Will Shakespeare or just stand there holding one as long as I get to be on stage.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Desdemona.Desdemona who?Nobody. I myself. Farewell.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Riese.Riese who?Riese and not the need.Knock, Knock.Who's there?The Porter from Macbeth.The Porter from Macbeth who?The Porter from Macbeth, who wants to know how youlike it! Knock, Knock. Knock, Knock. Knock, Knock. Knock, Knock. Knock, Knock. Knock, Knock. Knock, Knock. Knock, Knock.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Interrupting Chorus.Interrupting . . .O FOR A MUSE OF FIRE!Knock, Knock.Who's there?Demetrius.Demetrius who?Just try to Demetri us before we Demetri you!Knock, Knock.Who's there?Hamlet.Hamlet who?Ham let Ophee fall in love with him.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Hamlet.Hamlet who?Hamlet the dogs out! (woof, woof woof woof...)Knock, Knock.Who's there?Helena.Helena who?Helena handbasket is where this world seems to be going.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Pericles.Pericles who?Well, I know it's not Hamlet, but it's not thatunknown.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Rosaline.Rosaline who?Yeah, that's what Romeo said as soon as he saw Juliet.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Lloyd.Lloyd who?Lloyd, what fools these moytals be.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Mary.Mary who?Mary, your manhood mew.Knock, Knock.Who's there?William Shakespeare.William Shakespeare who?William Shakespeare cans so they explode when you open them.Knock, Knock.Who's there?Interrupting Richard the Third.Interrupting Richard the . . .HORSE!Knock, Knock.Who's there?Amos.Amos who?Amos shapen knave; his mother was a witch, and one so strong that could control the moon!Knock, Knock.Who's there?Otis.Otis who?Otis too, too solid flesh! I wish it would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a dew!Or . . .Otis too true! How smart a lash that speech doth give my conscience.Knock knock.Who's there?Mike.Mike who?Mike Ingdom for a horse.Knock knock.Who's there?Arthur.Arthur who?Arthur world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players.Knock knock.Who's there?Toby.Toby who?Wait-sorry. Not Toby.Make up your mind! Who's there?Toby or not Toby, that is the question.Our thanks for this guest post to kj, the author of Bardfilm. Bardfilm is a blog that comments on films, plays, and other matters related to Shakespeare.at 11:40 AMEmail ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to FacebookShare to Pinterest7 comments:kjsaid...Knock, Knock.Who's there?If.If who?If you have a knock-knock joke to share, post it here in the comments!kj12:03 PMAnonymous said...Sorry, no knock knock joke, I just wanted to say I LOVED the interupting Chorus na dthe 'Et tu Brute." They were hilarious.8:01 PMdocnicholas said...Knock, knock.Who's there?Romeo.Romeo who?Ro' me over & scratch my tummy, please!9:05 AMDuane Morinsaid...On a related note, impressionist Jim Messkimen once asked me on Twitter whether a knock knock joke could be pieced together entirely out of quotes from Shakespeare plays. Here's what we came up with:"Knock, knock." (Macbeth)"Who's there?" (Hamlet)"Dispatch, I prithee." (Winter's Tale)"I prithee, who?" (As You Like It)"I prithee, good Grumio, tell me how goes the world?" (Taming of the Shrew)Hey, it fits the pattern, it counts. :-P9:30 AMkjsaid...Here's another, along the same lines (all of these are exact quotations from Shakespeare):Knock Knock. (Macbeth)Who's there? (Hamlet)Who dares. (Cymbeline)Who dares who? (Timon of Athens)Who dares do more is none! (Macbeth)Enjoy!kj9:41 AMOphelia said...Those pieced-together jokes are great! I have one to go with the Oberon joke.Knock, knock!Who's there?Titania.Titania who?Tie Tanya up outside; dogs are not allowed inside this store.Also:Knock, knock.Who's there?Nay, answer me...No! I was answering your knock-knock joke, Francisco, not quizzing you on your cues.2:41 PMOphelia said...Oh, I just thought of something to say if anyone you really dislike ever starts to tell you a knock-knock joke.Knock, knock.Capon, coxcomb, idiot, patch, either get thee from the door or sit down at the hatch!Or,Knock, knock.[To someone else] Go you, [person you're talking to]. If it is a suit from [person who's trying to tell you a knock-knock joke], I am sick or not at home; what you will, to dismiss it.And I could probably keep coming up with weird Shakespeare references that have to do with knocking on doors all day, but then you would get bored. So that's all.That is all i can find ;/
What is a funny black joke?
Black jokes are racist. There is no room for them on this site. Good day.
Do you have comedy jokes for armed forces day?
ok heres one; a dutch, 2 brits and an American walk into a bar, now for alkieda that would not be a joke, for that would be a hostage situation.
What is 'The best day ever' when translated from English to French?
"Best day ever!" in English is La meilleure journée de tous les temps! in French.
What are some of the Joke Resources for Jokes of the day?
Some of the Joke resources for jokes of the day are that people submit different jokes, and then they are voted on to see which ones are the best ones.
Which day is joke day?
everyday silly
Does any one have a good funny speech topic for kids?
Good jokes for kids are like knock knock jokes or jokes that you find suitable for your kids. If you find that your kid is getting inappropriate jokes then look to their friends on that one. Also look to the father because the could be telling them none suitable jokes.
Is conkers bad fur day a kids game?
Yes! It is the best kids game ever too!
Which moment was the best for Michael Jackson in the day?
Waking up, his day with his kids could begin.
What Are Some Valentine's Day Jokes?
knock knock who's there I I who I love you *kiss*
What are some good knock knock jokes?
I get up in front of the class at recess every day and do jokes I made up here are some that made tem burst out in laughter. Knock Knock! Whose there? You where born on a pile of pa. You where born on a pile of pa who. You where born on a pile of poo. Knock Knock. Whose there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my gas tank please I'll pay! Knock Knock! Whose tere? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in Tomato head we're all vegtables. Knock Knock. Whose There. Hi Men. Hi men Who? Hi men the mood for love (Not for sexual activity.) How was the rollercoaster today. It has its ups and downs. Why didn't the car start? Because it didn't have any gas ppphhh. How do you communicate with a fish. Drop him a line. What are you called when in a bathroom stall. Europian (Your a peeing) [Kid] Something stung me in this brose. [Camp Counsoler] There is no B/bee in brose. [Kid] There was in this one. Get it a bee in a rose. Can you tell me a good joke about the pop singer Ke$ha the one who sings blow, we R who we R, tik tok, blah blah blah, cannibol, your love is my drug, etc.
What day did the Iraq knock down the twin tower?
Iraq did not knock down the Twin Towers
What does knock knock who's there mean?
Mr. SomeoneMr. Someone who?Mr. Someone is truly someone knocking, especially not Mrs. Someone, who makes knock knock...Who.Who who?You didn't tell me you knew how to speak owl.Doris.Doris who?Doris locked -- that's why I had to knock!Teddy.Teddy who?Teddy is the first day of the rest of your life.Boo.Boo who?Don't cry. It's only a joke.Nobel.Nobel who?Nobel, that's why I knocked!Ya.Ya who?What are you getting so excited about?Gorilla.Gorilla who?Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and I'll be right over.Little Old Lady.Little Old Lady who?I didn't know you could yodel...Amsterdam.Amsterdam who?Amsterdam tired of all these silly knock-knock jokes!Ogange.Ogange who?Ogange juice.Lettuce.Lettuce Who?Lettuce in and you'll find out!Arch.Arch who?Are you catching a cold?Bacon.Bacon who?Bacon a cake for your birthday.Anita.Anita who?Anita come in and use the bathroom!Ivan.Ivan who?Ivan to suck your blood!Norma Lee.Norma Lee who?Norma Lee I wouldn't be going around knocking on doors but I really need to go to the bathroom!Annie.Annie who?Annie thing you can do, I can do better!Anymore.Anymore who?Anymore of these jokes and I'm outta here!Nobody.Nobody who?......Nobody who??.......CowsgoCowsgo who?Dont be silly, cows go moo.FOR THIS JOKE THE CAPITAL LETTERS ARE PERSON1 AND THE LOWER CASE LETTER IS THE VICTIM OF THE JOKE.THE INTERUPTING COWThe interrupting Cow-MOO-whoKnock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana!This joke is old but people may still laugh though.KNOCK KNOC , WHOS THERE , DOCTOR , DOCTOR WHO , YOU JUST SAID IT
What is the best part of the day for a teacher?
probably when the students leave, i mean kids can get annoying
Where is the best place to sit at lunch on the first day?
As far away from the older kids as you can get.
Know any apple jokes?
knock knock whos there? orange orange who? knock knock whos there? orange orange who knock knock whos there? banana banana who? orange ya glad i didnt say banana!
