Know any apple jokes

Answer 1

knock knock

whos there?

orange

orange who?

knock knock

whos there?

orange

orange who

knock knock

whos there?

banana

banana who?

orange ya glad i didnt say banana!

Answer 2

Here is a knock, knock fruit joke: Knock Knock: Whose there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock: Whose there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock: Whose there? Banana Banana who? Knock knock: Whose there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana.

Answer 3

Here are some apple jokes: What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple. Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York? She fell for the Big Apple. What type of a computer does a horse like to eat? A Macintosh. Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac. How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Taking a bite and finding half a worm. If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.