One of Knock knock beehive jokes is that which talks about Cockadoodle..and the chicken.
KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? LEAF! Leaf who? LEAF ME ALONE!
yeah knock knock whos there pencil- pencil-vania
Knock knock whos there interrupting cow interrupting co... MOO!!
knock knock whos there interupting cow inter.... MOO!!!!
Knock KnockWho's there?sexysexy who?your a sexy blondeLOL!!
Here are some Aladdin jokes: Do you know what's inside Aladdin's lamp? It would take a genie-us to find out Knock, knock. Who's there? Aladdin. Aladdin who? A lad in the street who wants to come in! What did Aladdin do when he lost his lamp? He used a candle instead! What did Aladdin's lamp say? "You turn me on!
No. I do not know pond jokes but you can find a lot of them at Jokes and Riddles for Kids at EnchantedLearning.com.
In exactly the same way that any joke book is entertaining. Maybe not to you but somebody or the book wouldn't exist.
Eggs don't have jokes; they have yolks.
You can find a number of jokes on frogs at joek.com.
Jokes that go as 'why did the man put' include Polack's Polish jokes.
I get up in front of the class at recess every day and do jokes I made up here are some that made tem burst out in laughter. Knock Knock! Whose there? You where born on a pile of pa. You where born on a pile of pa who. You where born on a pile of poo. Knock Knock. Whose there? Phillip. Phillip who? Phillip my gas tank please I'll pay! Knock Knock! Whose tere? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in Tomato head we're all vegtables. Knock Knock. Whose There. Hi Men. Hi men Who? Hi men the mood for love (Not for sexual activity.) How was the rollercoaster today. It has its ups and downs. Why didn't the car start? Because it didn't have any gas ppphhh. How do you communicate with a fish. Drop him a line. What are you called when in a bathroom stall. Europian (Your a peeing) [Kid] Something stung me in this brose. [Camp Counsoler] There is no B/bee in brose. [Kid] There was in this one. Get it a bee in a rose. Can you tell me a good joke about the pop singer Ke$ha the one who sings blow, we R who we R, tik tok, blah blah blah, cannibol, your love is my drug, etc.