Joke Teller: Knock-knock!
Joke Receiver: Who's there?
Joke Teller: Interrupting cow.
Joke Receiver: Interrupting c--
Joke Teller: Moo!!!!
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If this is a joke, it's a milkshake. If this is not a joke, it will be a joke - a nervous cow.
The punch line to the joke "Why did the cow climb up the silo?" is "Because it wanted to get to the udder side!" This play on words combines the cow's association with milk (udders) and the classic joke structure involving a pun.
Here are a couple lion jokes for you: Where does a lion sleep? Anywhere he wants. Why don't lions like fast food? Because they can't catch it. And here are a couple bee jokes: Who is the bees favorite pop group? The bee gees. Why do bees hum? Because they've forgotten the words.
A good joke is "What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? Milk and quackers."
It was in udder despair.
This is a variety of knock-knock joke where the person telling the joke keeps interrupting whenever the other person tries to ask what the interrupting cow actually says.
If this is a joke, it's a milkshake. If this is not a joke, it will be a joke - a nervous cow.
Knock knock.Who's there?Interrupting cow. Interru...moooooooooo!The trick is when they are going to say, interrupting cow who, you interrupt them by saying moo!---My personal favorite joke is:Why did the mushroom go to the party?Because he's a fungi!there a lot more kid's shows that actually have hidden adult jokes. I just google it and I found this link: ww.hahalol.net/2014/10/adult-jokes-in-kids-shows-part-1-dirty-jokes.html
Moo
Knock knock whos there interrupting cow interrupting co... MOO!!
Search up this site: www.cowfood.com NO JOKE! Happy cow food hunting! =] Search up this site: www.cowfood.com NO JOKE! Happy cow food hunting! =]
Here is one good cow joke: " Q: Why don't cows have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry."
They believe they are a cow. Look it up, no joke!
Here are a couple lion jokes for you: Where does a lion sleep? Anywhere he wants. Why don't lions like fast food? Because they can't catch it. And here are a couple bee jokes: Who is the bees favorite pop group? The bee gees. Why do bees hum? Because they've forgotten the words.
The joke "What goes 'Moo, moo... Ouch'? - A cow eating a toothpick." is quite old and common. To explain, the cow bit into a toothpick that was in its hay.
There are many jokes about a cow and a farmer. One joke is about the cow who kicked the old farmer.
A bull in mud. If there was supposed to be a joke associated with this, there is no valid "cow joke" answer to this question.