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What are some good what do you get when you cross a cow jokes?
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A good joke is "What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? Milk and quackers."
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What are some funny jokes you could tell for a talent quest?
Q. what do you get when you cross a cow with a bear? A. winnie the moo
What are some good jokes from the bookjust joking 2?
Below are some of the good jokes from the book just joking 2: Q: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! Q: What do you get from a cow after an earthquake? A: A milk shake! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one.
Know any goat jokes for kids?
Here are some goat jokes for kids: What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol. What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean. What do you call a goat with one ear? Van goat. What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat? A coat. What do you call a goat on a mountain? Hillbilly.
What is a good cow joke?
Here are a couple lion jokes for you: Where does a lion sleep? Anywhere he wants. Why don't lions like fast food? Because they can't catch it. And here are a couple bee jokes: Who is the bees favorite pop group? The bee gees. Why do bees hum? Because they've forgotten the words.
What do you get when you cross a jacket and a cow?
Uh.. a cow wearing a jacket?
What are some funny jokes you could tell for a talent quest?
Q. what do you get when you cross a cow with a bear? A. winnie the moo
What are some clever jokes?
Knock Knock! Come in! Why was 6 afraid of 7? Impossible, numbers are not sentiment and incapable of feelings. Why did the cow cross the road? It is a living organism that is capable of movement with a nervous system that gave the thought of the cow making a decision of choosing to cross the street in which it can.
What is a cow joke on yuksruscom?
There is a few cow jokes that have been told. One of the most used cow jokes is "what do you call a cow eating a Polo?" the answer is mints beef.
Who knows some good riddles or jokes please submit one?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper!! What is a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake!!!!!!!!!!!
What are some good jokes from the bookjust joking 2?
Below are some of the good jokes from the book just joking 2: Q: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss? A: Ouch! Q: What do you get from a cow after an earthquake? A: A milk shake! Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one.
What are some jokes that has to do with pets?
Why did the chicken cross the road? (although no one ever knows), What does a cat say when it gets hurt? (Me-ow), What is a cow's favourite outing? (going to the mooo-vies), What is a duck's favourite snack? (Cheese and quackers) but these are really rubbish. You can find penguin jokes on the penguin bars.
Know any cow jokes?
Here is one good cow joke: " Q: Why don't cows have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry."
What are some funny cow jokes?
a cow has no fornt legs and is therefore lean beef; a cow who has just given birth is decalfinated; milking stools only have three legs because the cow has the udder one
Know any goat jokes for kids?
Here are some goat jokes for kids: What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol. What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean. What do you call a goat with one ear? Van goat. What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat? A coat. What do you call a goat on a mountain? Hillbilly.
What are some jokes to tell to little kids?
knock knock whos there interupting cow inter... MOO!
Did you hear about the cow who kicked the old farmer?
There are many jokes about a cow and a farmer. One joke is about the cow who kicked the old farmer.
What is a snard?
It cross between a cow and gayter It cross between a cow and gayter
