Know any cow jokes

Anonymous

∙ 11y ago

Updated: 8/21/2019

Here is one good cow joke: " Q: Why don't cows have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry."

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∙ 11y ago

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Know any cow jokes that goes why did the mommy cow?

Why did the mommy cow win an award for her speech on how much she loved her calf? She won the award because the audience thought her speech was very moooooo-ving.

What is a cow joke on yuksruscom?

There is a few cow jokes that have been told. One of the most used cow jokes is "what do you call a cow eating a Polo?" the answer is mints beef.

Are there Any jokes for little kids?

knock knock whos there interupting cow inter.... MOO!!!!

Did you hear about the cow who kicked the old farmer?

There are many jokes about a cow and a farmer. One joke is about the cow who kicked the old farmer.

What are some good what do you get when you cross a cow jokes?

A good joke is "What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? Milk and quackers."

Do you have any 5 year old knock knock jokes?

Knock knock whos there interrupting cow interrupting co... MOO!!

Know any goat jokes for kids?

Here are some goat jokes for kids: What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol. What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean. What do you call a goat with one ear? Van goat. What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat? A coat. What do you call a goat on a mountain? Hillbilly.

What are some funny cow jokes?

a cow has no fornt legs and is therefore lean beef; a cow who has just given birth is decalfinated; milking stools only have three legs because the cow has the udder one

What are some jokes to tell to little kids?

knock knock whos there interupting cow inter... MOO!

What are some common funny jokes?

Here are a few 'popular' jokes, hope you like! . . . -There are two muffins in an oven and the first one says, "whoa, it's hot in here!" then the second one responds, "HOLY CRAP!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!" -Yo' mama sooo ugly that they filmed 'Gorrilas In The Mist' when she was in the showerr! ~OHHHHH BURNN~

What are some funny jokes you could tell for a talent quest?

Q. what do you get when you cross a cow with a bear? A. winnie the moo

Know any tree and cows puns?

What happened to the cow when it ran into a tree? Udder destruction! What happened to the cow when it ran into a tree. It was a mooving experience!

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