There is a few cow jokes that have been told. One of the most used cow jokes is "what do you call a cow eating a Polo?" the answer is mints beef.
There are many jokes about a cow and a farmer. One joke is about the cow who kicked the old farmer.
Stump broke for a cow is a dirty joke. Stumps are not used in breaking or raising cows on a farm.
The crossbreed of a bee, a baby pig, and a male cow would be Guinea Pigs.
You can make a joke with moo plop moo with a few different endings. You can say moo plop moo is a cow.
Lazy, sleeping, or just in the way!
There are a few ghost joke on this site. These are Halloween jokes.
A joke: What is the favorite ballet of a pig? Swine Lake.
There are a few goat jokes that are told. The most popular joke told would be "what's the most popular order at Goat Burger?"...the kids meal.
There are a few jokes that are told about Muppet. The most told joke would be "What do you get when you cross Popeye with Pee Wee Herman".
There are a few lion jokes on this site. The main told joke would be "What's a lion running a copy machine called?".
There are a few different different jokes about a bee. The most used joke would be "Why did the bee get married?", because he found his honey.
If this is a joke, it's a milkshake. If this is not a joke, it will be a joke - a nervous cow.
Joke Teller: Knock-knock! Joke Receiver: Who's there? Joke Teller: Interrupting cow. Joke Receiver: Interrupting c-- Joke Teller: Moo!!!! :]
Search up this site: www.cowfood.com NO JOKE! Happy cow food hunting! =] Search up this site: www.cowfood.com NO JOKE! Happy cow food hunting! =]
Here is one good cow joke: " Q: Why don't cows have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry."
The punch line to the joke "Why did the cow climb up the silo?" is "Because it wanted to get to the udder side!" This play on words combines the cow's association with milk (udders) and the classic joke structure involving a pun.
They believe they are a cow. Look it up, no joke!