Here are a couple lion jokes for you: Where does a lion sleep? Anywhere he wants. Why don't lions like fast food? Because they can't catch it. And here are a couple bee jokes: Who is the bees favorite pop group? The bee gees. Why do bees hum? Because they've forgotten the words.
A good joke is "What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? Milk and quackers."
If this is a joke, it's a milkshake. If this is not a joke, it will be a joke - a nervous cow.
Joke Teller: Knock-knock! Joke Receiver: Who's there? Joke Teller: Interrupting cow. Joke Receiver: Interrupting c-- Joke Teller: Moo!!!! :]
It was in udder despair.
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A good joke is "What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? Milk and quackers."
If this is a joke, it's a milkshake. If this is not a joke, it will be a joke - a nervous cow.
Here is one good cow joke: " Q: Why don't cows have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry."
Joke Teller: Knock-knock! Joke Receiver: Who's there? Joke Teller: Interrupting cow. Joke Receiver: Interrupting c-- Joke Teller: Moo!!!! :]
Search up this site: www.cowfood.com NO JOKE! Happy cow food hunting! =] Search up this site: www.cowfood.com NO JOKE! Happy cow food hunting! =]
They believe they are a cow. Look it up, no joke!
The joke "What goes 'Moo, moo... Ouch'? - A cow eating a toothpick." is quite old and common. To explain, the cow bit into a toothpick that was in its hay.
There are many jokes about a cow and a farmer. One joke is about the cow who kicked the old farmer.
A bull in mud. If there was supposed to be a joke associated with this, there is no valid "cow joke" answer to this question.
Knock Knock hows there impatient cow impatient cow how MOO
It was in udder despair.
Happy cow can rhyme with a lot of things. You can say happy cow is a big Sal.