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Little johnny's late for school. The teacher asks why and Johnny says " Well teacher, it's like this, There was a wreck at the bottom of the hill and a man got hit in the a** by a car!" The teacher exclaimed" Johnny! You shouldn't talk like that, you should say rectum!" Johnny replied" Rectum hell, dam* near killed him.
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