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Q: Why did the geologist get divorced?
A: He took his wife for granite so she left him.
Q: What did the geologist say when his doctor asked him if he was ready for his rectal exam?
A: No fracking way!
Q: Why shouldn't you let a geologist drive your car?
A: Because they get hammered and stoned.
Q: Why wasn't the geologist hungry?
A: He lost his apatite.
Q: Why shouldn't you lend a geologist money?
A: They consider a million years ago to be recent.
Q: Where do geologists like to relax?
A: In a rocking chair
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Geologists can be very sedimental
Geologists never lose their luster!
Geologists Dig Mother Earth.
Geologists get their rocks off.
Geologists do it on the rocks.
Geologists make the bed rock
Old geologists never die, they just recrystallize.
Geologists will date anything.
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