tu es d'où ? means where do you come from? in French.
'tu veu koi et t ki' is the text message form for "tu veux quoi et t'es qui" (quite direct and even slightly rude) which means 'what do you want and who are you' in French.
Comme ci comme ca, et tu? Means so-so and you
"(et s'il te) dit qu'il t'aime tu fais quoi" translates as "(and if he) tells (you) that he loves you, what do you do?"
"Ques que tu voule menage a trois avec moi and tu et elle" would be spelled in correct French:"qu'est ce que tu voulais, un ménage à trois avec elle et toi et moi ? ", meaning in English: "what did you want, a three-person couple with her and you and me?"
You are in my heart and in my mind (literally: head).
tu es d'où ? means where do you come from? in French.
you don`t make whoever says it speak English like a normal human
"Et tu spirit, tu tu o" does not have a specific meaning or translation in English. It appears to be a nonsensical or invented phrase.
"Dominus vobiscum ... Et cum spiritu tuo" = "The Lord be with you ... And with your spirit."
Je t'aime et tu ne seras ... means I love you and you won't ...
And you love it.
Maybe you mean: et tu as quel age? which means: And how old are you?
Où et quand es-tu né ? means "where and when are you born?" in English.
tu es à la plage - you are on the beach
et tu brute means "And thou, Brutus?" or - You too Brutus?/How about you Brutus?
and as for yourself, do you have any brothers and sisters?
"Et tu comprends" means "and you understand" the end of nearly all verbs conjugated to the second person singular in french end in "s"tu es (you are)tu vas (you go)tu seras (you will be)tu coupais (you were cutting)