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Dark humor, but definitely not risque: A man walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey." The bartender gives him one, and he drinks it. He asks the bartender, "Bartender, how tall is a penguin?" The bartender says, "Oh, about three feet tall." The man says, "Give me another shot." The bartender pours him another shot and he drinks it. Then he asks the bartender AGAIN, "Bartender, how tall is a penguin." The bartender repeats his earlier answer, "Oh, about three feet tall." So the man says, "Gimme another shot." The bartender gives him the whiskey and he drinks it. Then he asks the bartender for a THIRD time, "Bartender, how tall did you say penguins were?" The bartender replies, "I just told you. About three feet tall." The man grimaces, and covers his face, crying out "Oh, no! I must have run over a nun!"
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∙ 14y ago
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∙ 13y agoI've got one or two for you...
- What do you call a ship with penguins at the bottom of the sea?
A: A nervous wreck!
- Why are penguins so popular on the internet?
A: Because they have webbed feet!
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∙ 10y agodo not upset the penguin it means dont get someone angry because becasue they will bite like a penguin
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a penguin joke is joke that people think penguin say! Weired
A Club Penguin joke?
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What isn't a funny joke?
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Funny is to joke as serious is to?
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a joke that is practical, but funny
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That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore was created in 1984.
What are funny jokes called?
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What joke isn't funny?
The joke that makes you lose your money!
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The fact that you think there's a funny joke about carbon in the first place.
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a joke is funny a lie isint
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Not sure what you mean by "scientifically funny", but a joke can be both scientific, i.e. about some science topic (and perhaps even scientifically accurate), and funny.
