Comeback: What were you looking in the mirror when you said that?
Dont say a sex joke cause those are just annoying to us. Give a funny joke like a dumb blonde (unless she is blonde) inside joke (these are the best) or knock-knock joke (these work good because they are easily started and will keep her engaged longed plus she will interwact with you during the joke so its fun for both of you)
because it is
i don't really really actually care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! who do you think you are and me to dont forget
"Your mamma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!"
Oh, dude, telling a long joke in the middle of a formal speech? Yeah, that's like the ultimate digression. It's like taking a detour through a cornfield when you're supposed to be driving on the highway. So, yeah, technically correct, it's a digression, but hey, if the joke's good, who cares, right?
A good comeback could be: So ? Or : And your point is ?...
Fortunate genetics.
This does not need a comeback. This is technically a compliment from someone, so stop taking everything so literally.
Sure, but only so you can go drown in it!
I am not good at jokes so I am not in a position to give you a good Mr Bee and Mrs Tree joke.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side. that joke is so old that it's just NOT funny any more or pie in the face
that doesn't mean anything. It's just a joke so that people can hit you in your face when you try to put your hand over your face.
You could say: "And I'm the dumb one? Have you CHECKED lately?! I don't think so."
Bob saw that Judy was sad so he tried to uplift her with a good joke.
"so has your mum" is a good one,, but another one is, "well you have gone bright blue!"
A guy at work must have felt I was stuck up or something because he called me "your highness." I would joke that I was a princess because I wanted two mats under my feet instead of one. He said I could be princess Elsa, the ice queen. So then I Facebook messaged him, "It gets pretty chilly living in an ice castle and being an ice queen but it's even colder when someone doesn't say goodbye to you on your last day of work." Good comeback or nah?
Im not short, im fun sized you but u, u a freak!