"Your mamma's so ugly, she made an onion cry!"
a casket? a grave? the morgue? the trunk? insert yo' momma joke?
the best site for your mama jokes is www.yourmama.com. http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
They can be, if you are being racist about the other person's mama. Not in themselves. They are immature, sexist, and not funny to everyone who hears them. They can be told in a racist manner, and specific ones can be racist if race is brought into the joke.
A joke starting with [yo mama]. But this is very insulting toward mothers. Examples: Yo mama so fat when she jumped on a rainbow skittles fell down! Yo mama's so fat she went to the beach and all the whales started singing 'we are family!'
** **** So fat she asked for a water bed and they laid a blanket over the ocean
yo' momma so skinny she uses Cheerios for her hula hoop.:)
Yo momma so old she used to babysit Yoda. Yo momma is so ugly, she made her shadow run away.
its a joke look on the Internet yo momma jokes E.G yo mommas so ugly even bob the builder couldn't fix than.
There are a few places that offer a wide variety of yo momma jokes but one of the top places to find them is at yomommajokesgalore. they have every yo momma joke staring with the first one invented.
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yo mamas so fat she's obese
a casket? a grave? the morgue? the trunk? insert yo' momma joke?
It's easy to learn, but difficult to master. First you must start with the mandatory opening of "Yo momma's so..." Next you need to choose what you will be ridiculing, ie, her weight or intelligence. Lastly comes the punchline, in which you mention an absurd, exaggerated or impossible situation to illustrate their momma's obesity or stupidity. Put them all together; "Yo momma's so fat, I have to take a train and two busses to get on her good side." "Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company." They won't know what hit them!
Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 2 hours because it said concentrate
i heard that sum kid was bored and told his friend a joke about is momma so he said sumtin bak so it jus turned into a game
Yo momma ! Ask the devil!
Yo momma is so fat, she doesn't skinny dip, she chunky dunks! lol. pretty good right?