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Yo momma is so fat, she doesn't skinny dip, she chunky dunks! lol. pretty good right?
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A list of the best yo mamma joke?
Here's some yo mamma so fat jokes. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
What are some yomamma jokes?
1:yo'mamas so fat that when she lies down at the beach, people run around her yelling free willy! 2:yo'mamas so fat she had to go to seaworld to get baptized 3:yo'mamas so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with a flesh eating disease, he gave her 10 months to live
What is a great yo mamma joke?
The equation is:"Yo Mama is so..." + [fat or dumb or ugly] + [That or when] + "she..." + [insert sad attempt at humour]For example:"Yo mama is so dumb when she fell out the window she went up."
What is cruel joke?
Your mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry
What is a mum joke?
e.g. your mum is fat, it makes fun of your mum in an offensive joke.
What is an example of a yo mama joke?
Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped up in midair, she got stuck!
Where can you write yo mama joke?
Right here like yo mama so fat when she was floating in the ocean Spain clamied her the new world
Where did the your mama so fat joke come from?
Well obviously, from someone that was talking about another person's Mom.
The worlds best yo mama joke?
yo mama is so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
What is the best your mama joke-?
Your Mama's so poor, that when I lit a match in her house, the cockroaches started to sing "Clap your hands! Stomp your feet! Praise the Lord, cuz we got heat!"
What is the funniest yo mama joke you heard?
Yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued" Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a Mexican phone company Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper
A list of the best yo mamma joke?
Here's some yo mamma so fat jokes. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her... Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for then new world Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop! Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn" Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
What was the first yo mama' joke?
** **** So fat she asked for a water bed and they laid a blanket over the ocean
What is siasy?
big fat mama big fat mama
Is yo mama an inside joke?
no
What is funniest mama joke?
your mama so hairy she even gave Choubaca a stiffy
What is the best yo moma joke?
yo mama so fugly she entered the fugly contest and they said "soz no pros!"
