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** **** So fat she asked for a water bed and they laid a blanket over the ocean
Kristianna Archer
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â 13y agoyo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention
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What is an example of a yo mama joke?
Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped up in midair, she got stuck!
What is a yo mama rakin joke?
yo mama teeth so yellow i can't believe it's not butter
What is the rules of playing yo mama?
Everyone playing says Yo Mamma jokes. The first one to run out of Yo Mama jokes is the loser.
What is a really good yo mama joke?
Yo mama so stupid that she married your dad. Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check, at the ..............dollar store. Yo mama so fat she downloaded cheats for ....................... wii fit. Yo mama so fat when she went to the school, wearing a yellow trench coat the kids said,"Look it's the school bus" Yo mama so fat when she went swimming is the ocean, a whale came up to her and started to sing," We are family, even thought you're fatter than me!" Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly contest, the judge said,"Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly, she looks like you Yo mama so old, she got drunk when she took a sip of whine cooler. Yo mama so poor, when her friends bring wine over, she charges a corkage fee.
When were Yo Mama jokes invented?
That would be very hard to trace back to the first, but Shakespeare used a couple. My personal favorite is from Titus Andronicus.Demetrius: "Villain, what hast thou done?"Aaron: "That which thou canst not undo."Chiron: "Thou hast undone our mother."Aaron: "Villain, I have done thy mother."
Is yo mama an inside joke?
no
The worlds best yo mama joke?
yo mama is so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
What is a good 'yo mama' joke?
Yo mama is so stupid she put paper on the TV and thought it was paperview.
What is an example of a yo mama joke?
Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped up in midair, she got stuck!
What is a yo mama rakin joke?
yo mama teeth so yellow i can't believe it's not butter
Where can you write yo mama joke?
Right here like yo mama so fat when she was floating in the ocean Spain clamied her the new world
What is the funniest yo mama joke you heard?
Yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued" Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a Mexican phone company Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper
Who made the first pickle yo mama?
Yo mama loves pickles
What is the best yo moma joke?
yo mama so fugly she entered the fugly contest and they said "soz no pros!"
Where can one find Yo Mama jokes online?
There are a few places that offer a wide variety of yo momma jokes but one of the top places to find them is at yomommajokesgalore. they have every yo momma joke staring with the first one invented.
Do you know the best yo mama joke if so submit here?
yo mama so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application. yo mama so ugly and I mean so so ugly that when she raised you, instead of a birth certificate she got an apology letter! yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist and asked for a blue tooth!
What is the rules of playing yo mama?
Everyone playing says Yo Mamma jokes. The first one to run out of Yo Mama jokes is the loser.
