Yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued"
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a Mexican phone company
Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper
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yo moma sucking my balls
yo mama is so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
Yo mama is so stupid she put paper on the TV and thought it was paperview.
Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped up in midair, she got stuck!
yo mama teeth so yellow i can't believe it's not butter
yo mama so fat she uses a rolled up mattress as a tampon.
Right here like yo mama so fat when she was floating in the ocean Spain clamied her the new world
yo mama so fugly she entered the fugly contest and they said "soz no pros!"
** **** So fat she asked for a water bed and they laid a blanket over the ocean
yo mama so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application. yo mama so ugly and I mean so so ugly that when she raised you, instead of a birth certificate she got an apology letter! yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist and asked for a blue tooth!
Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 2 hours because it said concentrate