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Everyone playing says Yo Mamma jokes. The first one to run out of Yo Mama jokes is the loser.
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Any good insults comebacks and yo mama jokes?
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls a$$ she has to make two trips. Yo mama's so dirty, she could take a bath in the ocean and leave a ring around the world. Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican. Yo mama's so fat that when you hit her leg you can ride the waves.
What is an example of a yo mama joke?
Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped up in midair, she got stuck!
What is a yo mama rakin joke?
yo mama teeth so yellow i can't believe it's not butter
What is a really good yo mama joke?
Yo mama so stupid that she married your dad. Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check, at the ..............dollar store. Yo mama so fat she downloaded cheats for ....................... wii fit. Yo mama so fat when she went to the school, wearing a yellow trench coat the kids said,"Look it's the school bus" Yo mama so fat when she went swimming is the ocean, a whale came up to her and started to sing," We are family, even thought you're fatter than me!" Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly contest, the judge said,"Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly, she looks like you Yo mama so old, she got drunk when she took a sip of whine cooler. Yo mama so poor, when her friends bring wine over, she charges a corkage fee.
What is a good diss?
Heres some... YO mama so dumb wen she went 2 the cinema the sign said under 17 not allowed so she went home and got 16 of her friends or...ur so dumb u climbed up a glass wall just 2 see wat wuz on the otherside!or Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ! Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out. Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train. Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif. Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center. Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up. Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund. Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo mama so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind. Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo mama her so poor somebody stepped on her cigarette and she's like "Hey, where'd my heat go!? (GuguDD) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- here are some NON mama disses you are so stupid you invented a solar powered flashlight you are so fat when you went to New York with a yellow T they called TAXI!! you are so fat that when you went to the beach in a blue swimsuit they yelled TSUNAMI!!! you're mama so dumb she was saying mama jokes to her kids your so ugly that when you went to enter an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals you are so ugly that when you were born your mom said what a treasure lets go berry it -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You're so stupid, you were screaming inside an envelope just to send voice mail. If a brick was stupid, you'd be The Great Wall of China. (There are many alternations to that one. You can make up your own. Ex: If an atom was stupid, you'd be the universe)
Did the British have rules for the Indians?
cause yo mama suco a dog.
Did the British have rules for just Indians?
cause yo mama suco a dog.
Did the Indians have rules for just Indians?
cause yo mama suco a dog.
Who does Edward crash into while playing base ball?
yo mama and yo daddy and yo greasy old granny
What is the Difference between and tag?
Tagging is playing Linking is yo mama
What is the difference between tagging and linking?
Tagging is playing Linking is yo mama
Where do you submit yo mama jokes?
In yo mama's drawer.
Who made the first pickle yo mama?
Yo mama loves pickles
Is yo mama okay?
yo mama wishes she never had you
What fish did the thousands eat on the mountain?
Yo Mama! YO MAMA!
Who sang the song yo mama?
Hot Stylz sings Yo Mama
What is the funniest yo mama joke you heard?
Yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres Yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued" Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth Yo mama so stupid she thinks taco bell is a Mexican phone company Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper
