yo moma sucking my balls
yo mama is so stupid she starved to death in a grocery store
Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped up in midair, she got stuck!
yo mama teeth so yellow i can't believe it's not butter
Yo mama is so stupid she put paper on the TV and thought it was paperview.
yo mama so fat she uses a rolled up mattress as a tampon.
Oh honey, yo mama jokes are as tired as my old bones. Calling yo mama an inside joke is like saying I'm a spring chicken. Let's leave those jokes in the past where they belong and find something new to giggle about, shall we?
Right here like yo mama so fat when she was floating in the ocean Spain clamied her the new world
yo mama so fugly she entered the fugly contest and they said "soz no pros!"
** **** So fat she asked for a water bed and they laid a blanket over the ocean
yo mama so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application. yo mama so ugly and I mean so so ugly that when she raised you, instead of a birth certificate she got an apology letter! yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist and asked for a blue tooth!
Yo mama so stupid she stared at an orange juice carton for 2 hours because it said concentrate